Winter Patriot Community Blog

Meanwhile, on the so-called news sites:

Clinton and Obama Set New Tone (start scatting in B flat, Bill joined in on the sax)
Salmonella Tomato Outbreak Biggest Ever (Attack of the killer salmonella tomatoes!)
Opposition supporters claim torture in Zimbabwe (torture smorture, it's got nothin to do with the USA!)
Anheuser board under scrutiny over InBev bid (challenge investigators to a game of beer pong)
McCain Doubts Forums’ Chances (Forum doubts McCain's chances, too!)
As Gates Steps Away, Let Us Ponder His Legacy (Ponder when ready)
A Droid Piece of Filmmaking (an article of critical importance)
A Team-Record 9 RBI Leaves the Enigmatic Delgado ‘Just Happy’ (Don't Mess with Mr T!)
North Korea Destroys Tower at Nuclear Site (Just happy to be alive, man)

California man gets prison for burning Burning Man (very important to know about this!)
Plains storms kill two, disrupt practice of Olympic hopefuls (practice was disrupted, how sad!)
Taliban likely to step up attacks in Afghanistan, Pentagon says (oh, the pentagon said something, did they? and you believed them?)
Widespread voter intimidation seen in Zimbabwe's runoff election (but everything's running like clockwork with the US election machinery!)
Analysis: Complex issues remain on N. Korea nuclear program (but everything's hunky dory with the US / Israeli nuclear programs!)
Cities explore use of fake speed bumps to slow down drivers (read this article so you won't be fooled into slowing down)